Dawn Python coffee available!
class to your Python. New Instance Coffee is excited that our Dawn Python coffee blend is out of beta and generally available in production! This luxurious blend of three South American coffees (['colombian', 'honduran', 'costa rican']) will surely unleash new levels of productivity, unmatched by the likes of Copilot or Code Llama.
Coding while sipping upon this chocolatey medium+ roasted coffee is guaranteed to bring some class to your Python scripts while you work on a better acronym for your blog entry on Python Object Oriented Programming. There's a limited quantity of coffees in our stack, so order before we start throwing IndexError!
Each 12 oz bag of coffee is $20 + $6 for shipping and handling. If you push 3 or more bags onto the stack, shipping is free! Use the shipit coupon code to unlock free shipping.
About the Dawn Python blend
Discover the rich, harmonious combination of South American treasures with our exquisite coffee blend, featuring a masterful fusion of Colombian, Costa Rican, and Honduran beans. This medium-bodied, medium+ roasted coffee boasts a luxurious chocolatey essence that envelops your palate, providing a warm, comforting embrace with each sip. We pick up notes of clove and a hint of raisin, too.
Coffee bean internals
We sourced a number of South American coffees before arriving on a blend combining our three favorites:
- Washed Colombian from Medellin
- Washed Costa Rican from Tarrazu
- Washed Honduran from Marcala
We roasted in batches by origin and then blended them. We also tried to find a way to work in Enterprise Java Beans but we'll have to save that painful memory for another blend.
Tasting notes
Expertly roasted to achieve a perfect balance, our blend reveals a crisp profile, reminiscent of a fresh morning in the hum of a data center server farm. Delicate notes of clover weave through the taste, introducing a light, floral brightness that lifts the spirit and gets you into the zone to crunch some matrices on constrained GPUs. As the coffee unfolds, a subtle sweetness emerges, akin to the gentle, sun-dried richness of raisins, adding depth and complexity to this captivating cup. Bugs of all kinds, AI hallucinations, and exhausted resources don't stand a chance when you're imbibing this delicious nectar.
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